Free Seedboxes DantheMan's Monthly Seedbox Giveaway

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Withdrawing from contest to let others win!

Just got my new shiny box today for a month.

Thanks
 
The Ratio-Eater

Sir, I assure this blessed seedbox would be best,
To aid me on my dreadful quest.


As the chosen one to slay the beast,

Ere it consume its ratio feast.

Wallowing in the slime of the forum,

Heed the growl of its belly, "
Gorum....Gorum".

Glutinous yellow-green blight weeps from its scales,

and heathenous
FIRE blasts from its tails.

Its hideous stretched form is the height of ten men,

A more evil creature there never has been.

But the light radiates from the item you bear,

It drew me here in my despair.

For it contains the blade of
Lord Torrent himself,
Which will bestow upon the beast an unmerciful death.

With the Brand of Bandwidth I shall slay,

And FOREVER keep this beast at bay.

Then in night after my plight,

To various sites I shall invite.

The proud Forumers of TI, to celebrate,

An end to one of dreadful hate.

And in the poems and tales of bards,

And in the songs in urchins' schoolyards


Shall be the name of
Dantheman
Exalted savior of this land.
 
Hey Dan
I was drunk after the Australia draw to Ghana and I had the sudden urge to write a poem. Here it is.


Ode to Seedbox

Monthly ISP limits; a load of tripe!
Those damn low ratios; what a gripe?
Get a fast gigabit seedbox; see the hype!
Pick me a fresh torrent; one to snipe.
See those sweet bits flying up that pipe!
Building a ratio that's oh so ripe!
 
I would like a seedbox,
coz I lost my lunchbox.
I can sow some seeds for food,
and wont leech in torrents for good!

I would love a seedbox,
coz my internet is as slow as a cardboard box.
If I had some cash in my pockets,
I wouldn't have to beg for seeding rockets!

Please let me win this months Seedbox Giveaway! Thanks a lot!
Also, everyone is allowed to comment on my poem too!
 
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